It's Mad-Eye, bitch!

rowenatheravenclaw-deactivated2: mad eye, for some reason you don't have a follow button, how can i follow you? :(

I’m sorry, Harry must have accidentally laid his invisibility cloak on top of it… I’ll go yell at him to pick his shit up and try to fix that. My apologies, miss.

enchant3dt0meety0u: Harry hasn't been getting on his tumblr! he's busy reading PlayWizard and jacking off to pictures of Miss.July...

(Hahah) Well I’m gonna have to have a talk with him then. He’s supposed to be out looking for Horcruxes! He gets so easily distracted…

enchant3dt0meety0u: I'm a bird though... i should be sitting in the woods eating worms.
:(

Well… no need to take your anger of your unfortunate situation out on me. Maybe you should talk to Harry ‘bout that.

enchant3dt0meety0u: CHILL. THE OWL POST IS WORKING AS FAST AS WE CAN. JUST WAIT AND YOU SHOULD MOMENTARILY RECEIVE SOME. ugh, all you silly wizards are allowed to use magic for everything and us poor owls have to fly to every single persons house and deliver mail one by one, blood hell moody.

I’m sorry for my insincerity Hedwig, but you think you’ve got it hard? How about me? I’m stuck down here on the ground, trying to defend Harry and risking my life for your precious owner. I’m saving his life, you’re just delivering his love letters, I think I deserve more sympathy.